1) Respect is freely given until you start acting like a spoiled child.
2) Yes, you are.
3) I worked my ass off in a fast food restaurant for half a decade; tell me why I should care if some rich corporation doesn't make an extra dime.
4) I hope no real rape victim heard you say that.
5) I'll take that seriously when I hear from a lawyer who took you seriously. In the mean time: Mahahahahahaa!