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2. Actually, no, you are.
3. Er, have you looked at Fanfiction.net recently? Do you think the trash there caused JK Rowling to lose a dime? Puhlease.
4. Wow. You have more issues than Anne Rice. Wait, are you Anne Rice?
5. How about you stick to writing, I'll stick to fanning and the lawyers can stick to lawyering?