1. So you shouldn't play sport unless you can bat in the Major Leagues?

2. ::shakes head:: I don't wish death upon authors; what are you, some kind of freak?

3. a) Like 99% of authors in the world, I wouldn't have a clue, so why should I care? b) Flattered

4. So I took something away from you forever? You can never write about those characters again? Cool! Now where's my residuals?

5. Children is to writing like cheese is to writing a song.